Movies seen in 2026
(Work in progress, as the year progresses, so remember to check every now and then if anything new popped up in the meantime.)
Beware: There are a couple of spoilers ahead, as those are predominantly notes for myself. Nothing all too serious, but one or two twists are revealed.
Cutthroat Island
The first movie to finish this year (but not start) was 1995's "Cutthroat Island," the infamous record holder of the biggest box-office bomb. It's a very classic pirate movie, plot-wise, although the closer we get to the end, the more boring it becomes. That being said, there are motifs that looked like re-used in "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies later, so it's curious that this movie was such a failure. Music brings back the old Star Wars.
As a side note, I recognised that Jamaica's Port Royale was shot in Malta, namely in St. Elmo Fort, which was used for a Turkish prison in "Midnight Express." As I am a fan of "Midnight Express," I visited the aforementioned fort many times during my living there; though, I never got to that part. But here, there's more: they also use the streets and the shore in Valletta, where we used to walk many times. And that was a weird part, which was breaking the immersion for me a little. Not that it's anyone's fault, but still, I could clearly see that it's not Jamaica. Similarly to the later part, which was shot in Thailand; and while I was not there, I saw those mountainy islands in "White Lotus 3."
Snake Eyes
"Snake Eyes" (1998) is a thriller about a cop who unexpectedly ends up running an ad-hoc investigation, when a murder happens during a boxing gala. It got old very well, with all the then-growing surveillance technology and cameras everywhere, which are pretty normal now. There is also a number of mastershots here, which are always welcomed. And the plot is more about why, not who, which was criticised at the time but tastes better years later. Also, I did not expect to see young Carla Gugino.
Roma
Federico Fellini's "Roma" (1972) is, on paper, a semi-autobiographical movie, but it feels more like a set of vignettes. Luckily for both of us, I like vignettes. The autobiographical part is rather implied, and the whole movie is a love postcard to the city of Rome. It feels more like a documentary on old times and a vibrant Italian culture (those Italian suppers). We agreed with my wife that if we didn't live in the South of Europe, we would think it's more of a metaphor. But no, it's how it is.
Eden
Ron Howard's "Eden" from 2024, based on true events, is a story of 8 people who inhabited the island of Floreana in Galápagos Archipelago. As an aficionado of islands, I really liked the setting. It's a pretty well painted picture of why living on a remote island is not the paradise that people like to think it would be. Good casting, but the main award goes to Ana De Armas as a phony baroness who sows a dissent among all the islanders.
After the movie, I went to Wikipedia to read a bit more on the location, and I found it somewhat amusing that this happened on an island of size of 173 km². After living for almost 3 years on Malta, which size is 330 km² (although the main island itself is around 250 km²), I can clearly imagine all the 3 groups of people living in such a distance that they wouldn't have to see each other. And yet. But it's probably the baroness' fault.
Another interesting fact is that in 1800s the island burned down, due to a prank gone wrong; a prank that was pulled by a sailor from "Essex," or fully, "Essex of Nantucket," the ship which was attacked and sunk by a whale; all which was depicted in "In the Heart of the Sea," which I have seen last year. And which inspired "Moby Dick." It all connects nicely.
Eddington
"Eddington" (2025) is a story of a small-town sheriff who, in the midst of COVID-19 pandemics, decides to run for the mayor. At first, it seemed that was going to be the plot, but as the movie progressed, it began expanding its scope, mixing a lot of stuff in (like conspiracy theories and Antifa, albeit with artistic licence). Overall, it was interesting because it was not possible to predict what will happen next.
Spoiler: The idea started as a western, something like a decade ago, and was covidified only recently. Lockdowns made the empty town plausible. The final shooting with Antifa goons plays out like a video game, especially taking the heavy gun that the sheriff brought (it tore off half of a leg of one person).
The plot was a lot, but was still more manageable to follow than the one from "Beau Is Afraid" from the same director. Due to epicness and a lot of things going on, it reminded me of "One Battle After Another," and perhaps, that's a new direction of movies. Less three-act arcs, and more dynamic stories that can even shift its focus halfway through. Now, I know this is probably not for everyone, but we are getting it, so I'm not gonna complain.
And honestly, I prefer "Beau Is Afraid" and "Eddington" to "Hereditary" and "Midsummer," director's earlier movies, which were straight horrors that disappointed me with their endings. Like, no, thanks, we had enough of those.
Nomadland
"Nomadland" (2020) depicts a live of Fern, a Usonian nomad: she's moving in her van, adjusted to living, through the U.S., and catching seasonal jobs, from Amazon during the Christmas frenzy, to beet root plant. The movie feels like a half-documentary, and for a good reason: nomads that Fern meets in her journey are real people playing themselves. It starts with a premise of a downer, but ends up to be a very heartwarming and touching story. Plus marvellous landscapes.
The movie reminded me predominantly of two things: the first are Wim Wenders' "Perfect Days," due to showing a sort of solace in every day's rhythm and routine; and the second is generally Werner Herzog movies, due to using naturals as actors; albeit, it mildly brings fond memories of "Stroszek," however without the horrible ending.
Sinners
I didn't know what was the story behind "Sinners" (2025), so it surprised me a bit when vampires showed up; and this was after I joked that it starts like "Lovecraft Country." Similarly to there, there is strong historical background presented. Moving forward, however, the movie started resembling "From Dusk Till Down," which is not a bad thing, as some sort of homage was maybe overdue. There is a lot of singing, bordering the movie on musical, but somehow, they made it work.
That being said, it was our plan B, after the selection for the evening had trouble with sound (those smart TVs do get dumbfounded by various compression methods, I reckon), and I don't think I would go for it on my own. As horror, it doesn't really work; I would categorise it more as supernatural action movie.
But the vampire leader was pretty interesting, by how deceptively affable he was.
The Hidden
"The Hidden" (1987) is a glorious, shameless sci-fi action horror. Kyle MacLachlan plays here an aloof FBI agent, pre-Twin-Peaks, and it's a perfect casting. He brings all his Kyleness to the role, which initially helps to fool us, the viewers. Something that would be a twist and major reveal in other movies happens almost immediately, thus making us guessing when the detective on the case will catch up with that. Fantastic 80s rock completes the picture.
There is a sequel, but it's a direct-to-video follow-up done by a completely different crew, so I'll skip it.
Alice in Wonderland
"Alice in Wonderland" (2010) is Tim Burton's take on the classical classic, and he does it with some changes: Alice has a different last name (although, I don't remember if she had one in the book) and is older, and in the movie she returns to Underland (that she calls Wonderland), but she doesn't remember that; a bit like "Hook." Characters are expanded and there is more linear plot and standard good-versus-bad story, which I'm not sure I like. But visually it holds.
The House with Laughing Windows
"The House with Laughing Windows", 1976, is a giallo horror, but it's not very scary by today's standards. Probably the most scary part is when the main character is kicked out of his hotel and has to move to an old mansion, which checks all the boxes in the haunted-or-at-least-creepy-house form, which he does as if it was nothing; then he wanders to the attic. Apart from that, it's a slow-paced mystery about a weird village with a dark secret. Not bad, but only for connoisseurs of the genre.
Alice Through the Looking Glass
"Alice Through the Looking Glass" (2016) is a follow-up to "Alice in Wonderland," but it deviates even further from the source material; not that it's bad: with Tim Burton gone, the story takes more standard approach, and in the end, I liked it better, even if it's a sort of a low ball in the creativity department. Sacha Baron Cohen is excellent as Time, complete with his Werner Herzog accent. Luckily, there were no more books, so we can call it a day.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
"Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer" is a 1986's cult classic, which I was planning to see for years but kept forgetting. Now I remembered. It's very bleak, both thematically and visually, but it aged like fine wine. Due to budgetary constraints, most of the murders are shown as a detailed aftermath, with voice over of the murder. At the same time, scenes between Henry and Otis look like taken out of a sitcom. It could easily be an entry in the "Monster" anthology.
The drone music, combined with slow pacing, reminded me heavily of "Too Old To Die Young," which I am currently rewatching. This further shows that the movie was ahead of its time. And due to problems with rating and finding distribution, it was not until 1990 that many people could see it.
The director made a documentary before "Henry," and was gonna make another one, but the project collapsed. However, they had money in place, so they did this horror instead. Hence, I think, still docu vibes.
Knox Goes Away
"Knox Goes Away" is 2023's Michael Keaton's, both directed and starred, movie about a contract killer who discovers is being devoured by dementia and has literally a couple of weeks left. The movie feels like a long-overdue spiritual successor to "Memento," with Knox writing things down, and slowly losing it. There is a whole noir layer in the movie, but it felt more like a pretext to show dealing with own's impeding death. And it's funny at the same time.
State of Grace
"State of Grace" (1990) is a gangster movie telling a story of an Irish gang in New York's Hell's Kitchen; it's loosely based on an actual gang of the Westies. A lot of now very well-known actors (maybe even then): Sean Penn, Ed Harris, Gary Oldman, Robin Wright, or John Turturro. It's not bad, but as of 2026, it's sort of mediocre. I have to agree with Roger Ebert on this one: it starts quite originally, but we end up with same old, same old. It's still a solid piece of cinema, though.
Hot Shots!
I saw "Hot Shots!" when I was young, and I don't really remember if it was very funny. I do remember quoting stuff with my classmates, but I can't recall the extent to which it was amusing me. Now, years later, it rather has funny moments at best. Overall, it's so and so. The funniest I found was the manner in which Charlie Sheen and Valeria Golino talk, as if they were parodying something but it was forgotten what.
The character of the general, played by Lloyd Bridges, reminds me of the nowadays Donald Trump, who wanders off the topic and has aloof monologues about, well, hard to say about what.
It was also interesting to see Kevin Dunn from "Veep" in a younger role. He was also in "Snake Eyes," which is an example of retro recognition, when you see an actor and then they're in all the other movies, all of a sudden.